# BAKED | S01E02 – “Trust Me, Just Trust Me”

Bro! Body better watch out
That’s Tiwari sister He’ll create a scene man Tiwari, how’s it going? So, basically the law of diminishing
marginal utility dictates that at the third stage, the slope will become negative So, for all you dumbfucks who don’t
understand it in plain English Here is an illustration to make it clear As you can see, if on the x-axis
we have quantity of good Quantity of good And on the y-axis we have marginal
utility derived from said good Derived from said good This means that a rational consumer
of let’s say, banana would be willing to spend less each
time he buys an additional banana. What is your name? Md. Haris. Could you stand up Md. Haris? Take a good, long, hard
look at Haris, class. Here is our official class, Chaatu. Every single year, there has to
be this one person in class who sucks up to the professor
to get ahead in class You want to teach? No, do you want to teach? By all means, please come
and teach if you want to. I mean, god knows
I don’t want to teach. This miserable job doesn’t pay me enough.
I don’t get enough leaves in a year And worst of all, day in and day out,
I have to come here and try to educate you bunch of
unhygienic, unmotivated, imbeciles. Sir but I was not…
Say sorry. Sorry? Say sorry sir Sorry sir You guys can get lost
I don’t want to teach Sir, attendance?
Nobody gets attendance today Thanks to your wonderful
friend, Mr. Chaatu here I am not kidding guys
All of you can get out. Thank you Oye Lucknow boy! I’m talking to you only idiot
Come here Actually I’m from Allahabad
My mother’s family is from Kanpur Haris, is it?
Md. Haris You are a fresher right?
Come on, stand on one leg and recite Nehru’s
Independence speech. Excuse me? Tryst with destiny dude, on one leg
Just say it like Nehru. At the stroke of the midnight hour,
as the world sleeps India will awake, to life and freedom not wholly or substantially… I’m kidding dude
We don’t tolerate ragging in this college Oh…I’d come completely
prepared to be ragged We hear such horror stories in Allahabad
about the ragging scene in Delhi, by god Really? Anyway, you’re coming to
the freshers party tonight right? I mean unofficial freshers party.
These Student Union guys they host it every year at the farmhouse
You should come. It will be fun Definitely
I’ll be the there. I love to party Ya My friends say I’m a party animal I will see you there then
Cool Bye! Sakshi I agree that I have made a few
compromises in life, but who doesn’t? Yeah? Rahul Bose What? No! You..What’s the problem? You put up the posters? Why the fuck did you put your posters
over our freshers party posters? Who doesn’t compromise? Fardeen Khan Fuck man! No
Haris tell me who this is? Sakshi I agree that I have made a few
compromises in life, but who doesn’t? Jimmy Shergil Oye Tiwari, how many times have I told you No violence at my tea stall
Leave him alone Oh ..Sorry Gupta ji
I lose my cool sometimes Why don’t you make us
we see you asshole! What’s up Tiwari? Looks like a full on
party scenes tonight? If I see you both at the party tonight I will beat you up so bad that even
Ringo Starr would give up the drums Tiwari, its been a year since that
shit happened, let’s forget about it i’m not kidding this time
This is my last warning Let’s go What’s his problem? Alright Guptaji, we’re off What about my money?
Ok bye Guptaji! See you! Do you think there will be a sequel to Masti?
Brilliant film. Shut up dude Oni why don’t
you ever stand up to Tiwari? Hey, I am not scared
of anyone alright? Anyway it has been two weeks since we
have put up the Wake’n’Bake posters We haven’t received a single call yet.
You had put up the posters properly, right? Yes, definitely. I put them up
at D-School, Kamla Nagar, Tom Uncle.. Infact, I had put it up here as well. Where is it? I had put it up right here Dude I give you just one task
and you shat on it. How is this my fault ?
It was your responsibility, right? Exactly! Now you fix this.
No way, I don’t want to get thrashed by Tiwari Didn’t you see what he did to that poor guy
Don’t worry about Tiwari, we’ll handle him But, I don’t think I can do this…
Haris trust me… Just Trust me We can’t just land up there man
Tiwari will kill us Dude I’m telling you, all we need to do
is go in a fancy car and we’re in I’m going to take a bath
Have you put up the posters? Yes Just call up Vipul, ask him if he can pick us up.
Dude, I haven’t spoken to him in two years Especially after I drunk
dialled his mom that night So what? Just call him, say Hi
How are you? Long time. How’s aunty? Etc. Just ask him to pick us up Just do it Did he pick up? He cut my call What’s up Haris? Where are you going?
Freshers party. Tara invited me Ooh Tara invited him So you’re going then?
Yes, definitely Haris? Haris .. Bro show some team spirit I don’t understand how you can
think of going without the two of us I mean you saw how, Tiwari
in front of everyone… humiliated Body Listen, I am not going..I don’t understand
how you can think of going Unbelievable Haris It’s just a party guys
Is a party more important to you than your friends? Anyway I heard it’s going
to be a shitty scene You know, those typical
junkie and booze addict scenes But I don’t even drink alcohol
And no drugs either So? Remember what happened
to that fresher last year? The poor guy was drinking Pepsi. They spiked
his drink and he was hospitalized for a week What happened to him? Never saw him again I am going to study Yes yes yes!
Wake’n’Bake is officially in business Haris my boy, fire up your stove
It’s a massive order What? Seriously?
Wow! What’s the order? 35 RockinRolls, 23 Mast kalandar
Burgers and 7 Paathshala Pizzas Bloody hell.
Who are these gluttons? We can’t make so much food
You should me happy we got such a big order But we don’t have the stock to pull this off
We just can’t do it Tell them we’re sorry
It’s not possible Hey don’t you want to know
where the order came from? It doesn’t matter Freshers party bro
Freshers party Really ? This is our ticket to the party bro But you said only addicts go to such parties?
And you said that Tara had invited you? You can chill with Tara
and we’ll do the drugs Shits man! Shits!
What do we do about the food? I can make a bit of it but
what do we do about the rest? You make whatever you can, and
I’ll call up Gupta ji I’m he’ll sort us out bro Ok Ok! Ok OK? What is this? Isn’t it amazing? It’ll be
exactly like Sholay I am not sitting in that?
Why not? It’s practical, safe, and trendy You got the food?
Yup! Yuck! This thing stinks There you go…
Problem solved And they didn’t even order this
Samosa & Patties? Don’t worry. By the time we reach there, those guys
would be so drunk that they won’t even notice Haris my boy, take a seat
The Freshers party awaits Is it necessary to put on the buckle?
It doesn’t matter. You fucking drunkard..Tell me one thing Why are there so few girls at this party? I called up everyone
How many girls? I called up 40 girls You called up 40 girls
And how many showed up? That’s not my fault Wake’n’Bake!
You ordered food from us You guys are either really brave
or really fucking stupid You guys came all the way here
just to get your asses kicked Tiwari bro, you ordered
the food from us Tiwari, let’s forget about it
just for tonight They’ve brought us food Alright But if you guys fuck up tonight
in any way whatsoever Then I’ll be the one who’ll
take your anal virginity Isn’t that right Pradhan? Let’s go Doesn’t this party look a
little dead to you guys? Forget that. I love this song Haris, the girls are waiting Oh hi Body!
What a nice surprise Oh Mr. Fresh Face How are you? Long time, no see
HI… Aren’t you happy to see me?
No, I am happy. Don’t you remember how
much fun we had the last time You were joining the Air Force right?
Have you become a pilot yet? No. Actually they chucked me out.
They thought I was too good The other pilots would have
an inferiority complex You think I’m stupid?
Cheeky little liar First year? Yes He’s the same guy who
got us the food Oh really?
Oh…I’m from Raebareli, U.P Gandhi family safe seat.
Progressive place My uncle is from there as well
In fact, his son got married last year So where exactly is your uncle from? There is the Kanchiram round about..
From there you keep going straight After about two blocks there’s a sweet shop
Yes, yes of course His house is right there So did you try the special pastry
they make at that sweet shop? No. Actually I couldn’t go then
because of my exams Oh man you missed some good pastries Nevermind! Turns out this guy
is a country cousin of ours’ The scent of the food reminded me of home Thank you!
Did you cook it? Yes Wow Haris, you are a pretty good cook Can you sing as well? I can sing a bit
Hindi or English? Both. Would you like to hear some? Of course. Go on then So I’ll start and you guys can join in Let’s hear it… No, that was brilliant
Very good Body let’s dance.
No, I don’t dance Why not? I mean you shouldn’t dance
under these circumstances Under what circumstances? I mean it won’t be good for you.
What won’t be good for me? For your…baby They say one should be very careful
during the third trimester otherwise… I’m not pregnant you asshole!
What? I even joined a gym
Goldy’s Gym Platinum membership Oh shit! So…sorry!
Generally I don’t make such mistakes Chanchal.. This is a complete lie bro.
Why? Everyone knows that Nehru
died of syphilis. Chacha Nehru died due to a heart attack
That’s what they want you to believe If people knew the truth there
would have been riots It’s all a bloody cover up. You know Nihal right?
The guy on the wheelchair He told me Nehru and Lady Mountbatten
were caught making out in the university lawns That is absolutely true Now you’ll say that even
Jinaah died from an STD Yes. Didn’t you know about that already?
It did happen bro. He had it. He got it from the same woman
It was like the empire’s final fuck you to India Oni, tell me one thing.. I understand why Tiwari has a problem with Body. But why does he have a grudge against you? He’s jealous of me Ti..Tiwari how’s it going?
Just get out of the way Oni What a crazy party, right?
Oni, I don’t want to talk. Just get away Your drink is over
Let’s get you a refill

### 100 Replies to “BAKED | S01E02 – “Trust Me, Just Trust Me””

1. Arshdeep Singh says:

not so gud

2. Napoleon4778 says:

1:31 Is that economics teacher Ashish Dha?I know him! He is a musicologist.

3. Ruthwik Reddy says:

Cool series??

4. shivansh tyagi says:

Overacted, pretentious and overrated.

5. krishan saini says:

well done guys

6. Kunal Jain says:

Goldies gym ?????

7. Nitish Bhardwaj says:

One of the most awaited season of any web series..

8. Muddassir Habshi says:

superb

9. Md Rock says:

Killer season ;-p ?

10. Gaurav Ralmil says:

goldy's gym :p

what is the name of the song which starts at the party? when they deliver the food

12. Utkarsh Dixit says:

way too much cussing ..

13. Amina Al Kuthubdeen says:

What does chaatu mean?

Vijay raaz ki copy kar rha h ye

15. Ashok Kumar Sarkar says:

didn't Harris just said that he was into B.A? bhaiyaa B.A mein yeh graph kahan hota hai?

16. karan Pande says:

this motus accent hilarious he jsut screwed up

17. nisha brijwal says:

Omg … seen only 2 epi n I m in love wd baked ?? amazing characters

18. Sanket Rout says:

That Tiwari guy looks a bit similar to Vijay Raaz

omg last scene ????

chattu haris

21. Swaraj Samal says:

ha ha ha ending…????????

22. dilipbhai patel says:

U guys made my Eve yaar. Keep rocking

23. CIVIL LECTURES says:

mana ki Maine zindagi me compromise kiya h sakshi par compromise kaun ni krta . nailed it man , oni is awesome

24. Shivam chhabra says:

yeh bekar tha episode baki tara is so good looking

25. Dip k says:

which song is used in 15:47 time ?

26. Abir Mukherjee says:

yeah baked nahi bakchodi hai

LOL ? that ending

28. Shanmugam Veerubommu says:

saala kon sa professor itna batameez hota h ??? aur in ladko KO itni abuse karne ki kya zaroorat h???

29. Angelica Moya says:

body is the guy from wake up sid, right?

30. sam thakur says:

owsm stuff guys keep it up

31. Sourav Srivastav says:

can anyone plz tell me the name of the song which was played in the bigining of the party

32. Dennis K says:

awsm yaar!

33. smarty boy says:

haris is the best??

34. Pawan Chawla says:

The girl sitting near to TARA is so beautiful..!!

35. cool dude says:

loved it…worth watching

36. Aneesh Gupta says:

Pretty average series. Also only reinforcing the stereotype about DU culture , party and sex at drop of hat, students do not want to learn and professors do not want to teach. Hardly heard of any good research or achievements coming from DU. Sad, that even for a brilliant subject like economics students do not seem to want to study and only come for attendance.

37. vamp says:

aaila kiss ?

38. NAGARE ABHAY RAMRAO says:

loved it…

39. the R_ boy says:

the name should be Night bakers.what does bake and bake mean for a special night business mean..anyway..I mtotally latoo on their acting..specially the night outfight became my favourite outfit now..

40. Ishan Jain says:

Actually this night delivery of food is already done in koṭa district for students studying late night preparing for jee entrance exam

41. JP Tandon says:

No Concept No Story first Half is Boring
Who's that beautiful girl on 16:47

42. Abir Mukherjee says:

too much baked???

43. tim cook says:

honestly this is shit

44. Pankaj Mkar says:

awesome series

45. Pankaj Mkar says:

last kiss scene was unbelievable

46. amrinder singh says:

boring

47. Anekait Kariya says:

some how managed to get through the episode…Hmmm… but after seeing the next episode's trailer might just continue… but there are better options…tvf…

48. Alay says:

tara and haris are real husband wife?

49. Hello, Rupak says:

Amazing stuff ! Nostalgia

50. vijay prakash says:

Are season 3 jaldi Lao plz

51. K says:

it's like 2 am I was getting soooooo bored
finally got something damn interesting n catchy ??????
loved it …..???

52. Nakshatra Singh says:

Hate that fat ass

53. Manish Patil says:

Which is song is this at 15:40

54. Ganesh Chate says:

Baked season 3. l am for waiting

55. The Polarfox Hunter says:

that Tiwari guy looks like a caricature of Vishwajoy Mukherjee himself……the hairstyle and all, just saying. 🙂 🙂

56. Naman Srivastava says:

One of thr best web series series may be because i can relate with it

57. Vasu Bansal says:

name of the actors

58. Anisa Maity says:

I love Haris wooooo

59. MAHWISH LAKHANI says:

Its really cringy how they say harees ?? it's haris bro haris

60. Cool Nation says:

Nehru is one big chutiya X:D he failed 10

61. Acne Autist says:

bart baker copy also 371 comments and over 2,000,000 views if that doesn't mean bots then what does

62. burhanuddin panki says:

11:27 chenchod 😀 😀 WTF

63. Arnab Rath says:

below average stuff. Scoopwhoop is just a wannabe..

64. dhaval bhatia says:

65. Nischay singh says:

Ghanta du mei aise koi prof. Behave ni krta
Itna fake

66. soham sheth says:

My friends say I m a party animal ! ?

67. Dhruv Pant says:

There's nothing to learn from it and it's not funny and there is no realism either. While TVF shows have everything. I tried to look at the positives and I think only the style of the show is cool rest is shit

68. vineet sharma says:

69. Niku singh says:

Very predictable and cliched !

70. Sayak Som says:

TODAY I WATCHED 20 vids nd sam was in the every ad

71. Karamveer Rai says:

Shantanu is awesome

72. Nitish Bhardwaj says:

Please come with baked season 3

73. Haider Rizvi says:

S3 plzzzzzzz

74. Balkishan Bansal says:

Ye economics kyu padha rha hai?

75. Rishabh singh says:

konsa college h ??

76. Shreyansh Jain says:

Who else realised that the girl who comes out with a guy @ 16:00 is the same girl who is bartender in episode named circumambulaton of rinosorious.

77. sweta hiremath says:

R Dr really such innocent people alive ???

78. Pallavi Pandey says:

I love how people from U.P have a UP Radar in real life too. They just find their own people and live like an extended family no matter where they are.

79. Manoj Kumar says:

In 2015 I was in Hindu, How the fuck I didn't notice these awesome pricks?

Watching this series for the 3 time

Having a small dick doesn't count in disability . ?

82. Ekta Verma says:

Tiwari and his friend looking like charsi

83. Deepak Gautam says:

Trust me ????

84. Kartik Mittal says:

13:20 saalo kuuuuuuuuuuufiiyooooooo rofl

85. Akash Deep says:

86. Ramandip kuswaha says:

Can anyone give me link of song which played in party

87. santosh hammigi says:

Good efforts but it's average, acting needs to be improved. But the one who played professor character has acted very nicely?

88. shubham goyal says:

Faran akhtar

89. Ammnh Soaks says:

Raebareli Gandhi Family safe seat ???

90. Rama Sharma says:

Chutiya Indian professor

91. Siddharth Singh says:

What is the song at 16:16

92. rohan verma says:

boring

93. Shantanu Goyal says:

yeh "compromise kaun nahi karta" wala kaun tha?

Tiwari & professor ki acting sahi thi bus…. aur kuch ni dekhne ko

95. Bidhan Gurung says:

the vespa with the aide compartment is wack bro either get a bike or don't do stupid shit ya feel me

96. Only For Fun says:

97. nitin gupta says:

Nice

98. Ravi says:

Boring illogical crap

99. something good says:

18.40 which song?

100. Harshul Vashisth says:

Waked and baked season 3?????