Ellen Isn’t a Fan of Valentine’s Day

Ellen Isn’t a Fan of Valentine’s Day


Thanks for the love. I give love back to you. Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. I don’t know if you know that. And if you don’t– [APPLAUSE] It sneaks up on you. A lot of people are like,
what do mean it’s tomorrow? But don’t worry about– you know, because
a lot of people wait till the last minute– plenty of restaurants where you
can still get a reservation, you just have to decide if you
want to eat at 3:30 or 11:15. [LAUGHTER] Sometimes single people get a
little down on Valentine’s Day. I don’t. You know, you never know
when you might find love. I knew this guy– true story– he thought
he would never find love. And he meets this girl. She’s on the streets,
and she’s beautiful– he’s successful by the
way– very successful. She’s beautiful–
and a prostitute. [LAUGHTER] I’m thinking of “Pretty Woman.” But you know, the point is
that was a beautiful movie. That’s what I’m saying. Personally, I’m not a big
fan of Valentine’s Day. I know what you’re thinking– Ellen, you’re never going
to get a man that way. But– [LAUGHTER] Don’t get me wrong, I
love overpriced flowers and tiny little hearts
that taste like chalk. I really do. But– [LAUGHTER] I just don’t think you need a
specific day to tell someone that you love them. You should celebrate
love all the time. But if– [APPLAUSE] Every day. But if you want to do something
a little extra special, you don’t have to
do something big. Like remember last
year, Kanye did that thing for Kim where it was
a room full of roses and Kenny G was performing– don’t do that. First of all, you don’t need
to spend that much money to show your love. Secondly, I hired Kenny G for
Portia, so he’s not available. [LAUGHTER] Many things you can do each and
every day to show someone how much they mean to you–
for instance, you know, a simple little gesture of
filling up their car with gas– you know, in the
tank, not the car. [LAUGHTER] But don’t put it in if
it’s an electric car, because that’s how I
ruined Portia’s Chevy Volt, and I didn’t– maybe you can let your
partner pick which TV show they want to watch. Because usually someone’s
in control of what to watch. You can give them choices
to make it easier. I’ll give you choices– you can watch this show, you
could watch my “Game of Games,” you could watch “Finding
Dory,” you could watch one of my reruns of my sitcom. And that’s it. That’s basically it. [LAUGHTER] Most of all, be present. Put away your phone. Switch to silent. Turn off the notifications. I’m kidding, nobody’s
going to do that. [LAUGHTER] But you know, just buy
somebody some chocolates, because they’re
going to be hungry a few hours after
dinner– at 3:30. So I hope that helps. Happy Valentine’s Day,
and now give it up. He’s my work Valentine. I love him so very, very much. This is tWitch.

100 Replies to “Ellen Isn’t a Fan of Valentine’s Day”

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  3. "i just don't think you need a specific day to tell someone that you love them, you should celebrate live all the time…" My soul invaded Ellen's heart. These were my words this day 2019. Best wishes for all.

  4. 1 min 48 sec : Ellen a fait une Jack Dawson. "Each day is for celebrating Love" so "Each day counts". This is my hey lain. Very happy.

  5. Love you so much Ellen. I became kind and generous to others just by watching your show all the time. Thank you for who you are. you are inspiring people. Keep going. May God bless you.

  6. I'm not a fan of Valentine's Day, either. I agree fully with you, Ellen. I'd much rather watch your show. Tomorrow… I'm celebrating Ellen Day.

  7. I agree with Ellen you don't need a specific day to show someone you love/care about them, if you are doing it right in a relationship it should be an everyday thing. ❤️

  8. Big love from africa ellen am from somalia and i like ur show's and i frequently watch every singel show u do thnkz ellen am greating u.

  9. Ellen… honey i feel the exact same way. Valentine’s Day is my least favorite holiday! Especially being single and overwhelmed with work and school

  10. Sorry. Valentine's Day is my most favorite day of the year!!! Im in love with the idea of people being in love. Single or not, I celebrate it the same. 💘

  11. I find valentine's day so fake. Tell me you love me everyday, treat me right everyday and not once a year!! If you wait for that specific day to appreciate someone then your love is just not real

  12. Hey guys here are the five best presents for your girlfriend on Valentines Day
    1. Rude Valentines Day Card
    2. Dead Bird
    3. Dead Flowers
    4. Empty box of chocolates
    5. Headless teddy bear

  13. I agree with you Ellen that's awesome speech and I'm your new subscriber from Indonesia i watched a lot of your videos that's very fantastic show, be kind to one another that's the message i got thank you for making me smile and laugh i enjoyed your show I love you Ellen

  14. Love is good any time you find it or have it. It can be hard to find or receive. Valentines Day is extremely overrated and overbloated.

  15. Valentine’s Day and Christmas are the same way in every day life. While Valentines should always be everyday of your life to show and express your love for not just that someone special in your life, but to have and express a passion and love…of and for life. For the love of life. To love the life you have and to appreciate more than just yourself, along with others. Christmas is everyday of your life. We all wake up with the gift…of life. We wake up to breathing a new day of life every single morning we get up to seeing a rising sun that’s ready to brightening up our day…and our lives. The gift of life, the gift of love. We should all learn…what I call…LWF. That stands for Live Without Fear, Love Without Fear. Valentines and Christmas is every day of our lives. The greatest gifts in the world are life and love.

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