Go get some sleep, he says. I have been sitting in this chair all night with the lights off, drinking coffee! This is a disaster. We are so screwed, man! These gorillas, listen to me, are gonna come down here and rip my head off. It’s ridiculous! I did NOT go to law school for this! Okay, now what the hell you gonna do? Shut up, sit down… relax. I’ll tell you what we gonna do. You’re gonna find out who took our cocaine – and then, I’m gonna kill them. That’s a good idea, that’s a GREAT idea. Let me think, let me think, let me think. Oh! There’s this retired colonel, Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez. He’s the one that helped me set up this deal well away from Vice City’s established thugs, okay? Now, listen. He’s holding his party out in the bay on his expensive yacht and all of Vice City’s big players are gonna be there, okay? I have an invite, of course I have an invite, but there’s no that I am going out there sticking my head out the door! – No way, not gonna happen!
– I told you, shut up! I’ll go myself… HO! Whoa whoa! Hey, I like 1978 too, but y’know this isn’t gonna be a beer and strippers do. I mean, no offence but I think you might turn heads on the runway for the wrong reasons. What’s wrong with the way I’m dressed? Okay, look, here. Stop by Rafael’s, tell him I sent ya. He’ll make you look respectable. Who does that guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with them? I like this shirt… Hmm… Nice Bike! No! My bike! Buenas noches. I understand you are here on the behalf of Mr. Rosenberg. I hope any recent problem has
not affected his health, or uh, mental well being. Mr… uh? Vercetti. He’s just got a touch of …agoraphobia. Excellent, excellent. And you? I just want my merchandise. Ah… It’s unfortunate circumstances for all involved. Of course I have initiated my own lines of inquiry, but such a delicate matter will take time. Perhaps we will talk later. Meanwhile let me introduce you to my daughter, Mercedes! Caramia, can you after our guest while I attend my necessary obligations? Of course, daddy. Mercedes!? You try living with it. Anyway, let me point out some of our more distinguished guests… That’s our congressman Alex Shrub with rising silicone star, Candy Suxxx… Have you met my lovely wife Laura? No? Well unfortunately she is in Alabama. This is Candy. And over there we have Vice Mambas star tight end, BJ – always a charmer I blocked down on him and then I put him in a wheelchair! That is good. Well now I am looking at some prime… And that poolside amphibian is Jezz Torrent, lead singer with Love Fist Can I tell yous Do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand? Let me tell yous, I does not involve a paddle, if you know what I mean! And the chatty trio. That sleeping sweat gland is papa’s right hand gimp, Gonzalez. And the other two are Pastor Richards and psuedo intellectual film director, Steve Scott. Passion with the nympho invaders, when the giant sharks come in and just bites their dicks off! Ha! Now, you never saw anything like that before, have you? Colonel! Your parties as ever are a triumph. I can only apologize for my late arrival. Ah, da nada amigo. How do we find you? Our business is very trying – barbarians at the gate. A time for rewarding one’s friends and liquidating one enemies, amigo. Who’s the loud mouth? Ricardo Diaz, he’s Mr. Coke Mercedes! Oh, I was just taking my friend back into town, another time Ricardo! Let’s get out of here. Actually, take me to the Pole Position. Will you be working for my father? Maybe. Do you mind me resting my hand in your lap? Maybe. It’s so difficult to have a rich and powerful father. Vamos. See you around, handsome! I am sure you will.