-I remember my — I’m trying to
think of my worst costume. I always forget.
They were always pretty bad, but I remember one time
we bought — you know the costumes that come
in the box with the cellophane, and it was Batman. I think it was Batman.
-Yeah. -And my mom made me wear
a sweatshirt over it. [ Light laughter ] So basically I was a kid in
a sweatshirt with a Batman mask. [ Laughter ] And I had been wearing
it all day. I was so excited to wear it,
that I had chewed the plastic. Mouth — I was, like,
chewing on the mouth thing, and it cut my lip open. So, I had, like,
a bloody mouth and — kid in a sweatshirt, Batman,
and I jumped off a stoop after I got candy. And I go, “I’m Batman”
or whatever, and I jumped off,
and it was so cheap that the costume just ripped.
[ Light laughter ] I had, like, jeans
on underneath, but I ended up just being a kid
in jeans and a t-shirt. -With a mouth —
-With a bloody lip. -Sweatshirt, jeans —
-Yeah, and a bloody lip. Yeah. That was probably the worst one. But I don’t know,
I’ve had bad ones. This first one here is
from @JodieColombo. -Ooh!
-She says, “My grandmother wrapped
my cousin up in tinfoil for Halloween and said he was
a Hershey’s Kiss, everyone thought
he was leftovers.” [ Cheers and applause ] -Come on! [ Applause ] Leftovers are good costumes. -I’m going as old lasagna.
[ Light laughter ] This one is from @MemeFinder69. [ Audience oohs ] -Wow. [ Laughs ]
What? I hope that was for
“MemeFinder.” -Yeah, he was probably born
in 1969. -Yeah, sure. -He says, “I went as
a hand last Halloween. I spent the whole night
getting hit in the face.” Like…
High five, high five. Ow.
[ Smack ] High five. Ow.
[ Smack ] High five. Ow.
[ Smack ] [ Laughter ] High five, nerd.
[ Smack ] Ow. -MemeFinder. -This one’s from @RachelLees. She says, “In 2017 we all went
out as a family group of superheroes — Superman,
Supergirl, and Wonder Woman. At the last second, my youngest
demanded she dress as poop.” [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -Come on, Superpoop. -This one’s from @KellytheWalsh. She said, “I got 50 people at
my high school to wear all gray and sunglasses so we could be
50 Shades of Grey. I was told it wasn’t
school appropriate, and we had to enter the costume
contest as pavement.” [ Laughter and applause ] That’s pretty good.
-Yeah. -I like that one.
-You’re not going to win, kid. -Sexy pavement.
[ Laughter ] This one’s from @ms-emily-allen. She says, “I dressed
as Ariana Grande for a Halloween party. On the street, a kid yelled,
“Look, Mom, it’s old Ariana.'” [ Laughter ] -There’s no need for that. -Thank you, next.
[ Laughter ] This one’s from @JoAnnNJ1. Says, “I’m a teacher, and our school Halloween parade
was that day. I grabbed a cat costume from
the first store I passed. Halfway through the parade
another teacher told me it said “naughty little kitty”
on the back. -Oh.
[ Laughter and applause ] -Uh, Miss Palmer.
-Excuse me. -This last one here is
from @RickEGreen. He says, last year I strapped
a bicycle tire to my neck and just sit next
to the couples all night, I was the third wheel.
-Oh. -There you go.
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