How to host a Terrific Key Party, Part 2 | Terrific Women | Episode 7

How to host a Terrific Key Party, Part 2 | Terrific Women | Episode 7


– Welcome back to Terrific
Women. On our last episode, Joy announced that
she’s leaving the show, Yeah, that’s right.
She’s moving out of her house and moving in with her dud
of a brother, David. But there’s no time
to talk about that now because it’s sex o’clock and
the key party’s in full swing! ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ Oh, come on guys, I can talk
about boring stuff! Debbie: That’s for sure.
– Oh, Debbie, come on. – Hi.
– Rick! It’s nice to see a man with some hot blood flowing
through his veins! – It’s great to see you too,
Linda. I still haven’t forgotten
our little soiree. – Oh good. Now put your keys
in that bowl and put your hands on my buns! – Whoa, whoa.
Slick Rick is a changed man. One thing led to another down
at the old Roller Rink and I found God. Now the only buns
I’m reaching for are hot cross buns on Easter.
Amen. – Then why did you come
to a key party? Just to tempt me with
that glorious caboose? – Hey Linda, did you check out
Rick? Oh my gosh! I mean, isn’t that great,
moving on like that? – Of course you’d say that, Joy. – Hey Joy! – Tim! You’re back from space!
– Yeah, I am. It was a wild and exciting
journey. (whistles) – Wow. (Laughs) I’d really, really like to hear
more about that sometime. – Oh, well why don’t we go
somewhere a little more private? – Like the porch? – Okay! – Just let me get my coat! – Oh so now you’re walking out
of our television program in the middle of a key party
segment? – Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa,
a KEY party? I had no idea you had
such loose morals. No thank you. I’m an astronaut,
not an ass freak. – No Tim, neither am I! – Let him go, he was really
ruining the vibe in here. – Well, the party can start now.
(Laughs) – CLANCY DANCE, everyone,
Clancy Dance is here! – Yes it is me, Clancy Dance, Toronto’s premier dance man! (Laughing) Here to “get down” with some
of my favourite ladies! (Kiss) – Hey.
– Oh my gosh. I don’t know, Joy,
I think he’s really into me. – I don’t know, Linda,
I’m not sure you’re his type… – Oh. Pam? What are you,
what are you doing here? You weren’t invited! – I heard you were having
a party for open-minded people. – Well, as nice as it is
to have another clam at this uh nut party,
I’m gonna have to ask you to please not try to convert
all of our nice guests into your little cult. – If you’re talking about the
gathering I’m a part of, the communal living situation
I’m in is already at capacity. – Oh there’s no more
room at the barn, huh Pam? – Oh, there’s always room
for a soul like you, Linda! – (Laughs) Still got it! – Okay. Pam, why don’t you come
over here and talk to uh, Rick? I think you’ll have a lot
in common. Don’t touch the punch bowl!
Off the punch. – Oh David, what are you doing
here? – Joy invited me!
(Record scratch) – Joy, did you invite your
brother to a key party? – Well, he’s a great
conversationalist! – Ugh, You have to ruin
everything, don’t you? – What the heck
are you talking about? – Oh, I don’t know,
maybe just that you turned your back on
everything we’ve ever done together
for… HIM. – Uh Joy, where should
I put my keys? – Not now, David!
– Time for a cocktail break! I call this the Swinger’s Punch. It’s a little bit of everything
from my bar cart mixed together, in harmony! – All right, I see what you did
there. Just keep your brother away
from me, all right? He gives me the willies! – Okay, come here David. Sit. Let’s sit down. Thank you. – Linda, baby! – Frank, what the hell
are you doing here? – Frankie’s back.
– Ugh. – And I miss you
so goddamn much. – It’s called divorce, Frank,
read about it! – I broke things off
with Tammy. She dumped me the moment
she realized that I’m still in love with you. Also, I got VD down
at the carnival. – Take your VD and your BS and get the heck out of here. Oh gee whiz, a single rose. That’s the epitome of romance. – I miss your smile.
I miss your spirit, and I miss that excellent tush. You sure you’re not lonely
in this big old house? – Well I, I wasn’t but… maybe I will be. Oh my… – FRANK? Frank! Linda get away from him! What are you doing here Frank? Nobody wants you here, okay?
Scram! Go on, nobody wants you. – I want him,
I think I want him. – Linda, what are you talking
about? He has a hold on you,
don’t you get it? He’s a bum, he’s a loser.
He’s just… (Grunts in pain) – Linda, is it a yes or a no? – God damn it,
it’s a big fat NO, Frank! Hit the bricks!
– I don’t get chicks. – We’re having a baby! Alejandro, ready the tub! – The tub! – Oh, I have a birthing segment
for that. – Yes you do! (Groans and grunts in pain)
– Oh my God. Put it ion your mouth.
– Okay. – Oh. We’re taking you back
to the couch. Lay back. Lay back! Here we go! – Here, I got her some water. – Nobody wants your water,
David. We need something stronger. Alejandro, get us a real boozy
cocktail! Bite, Joy! Gather ’round everyone,
we’re having a baby. A Terrific Baby!Announcer: This episode
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