How to Throw a Racist College Party

How to Throw a Racist College Party


Hey y’all! If you clicked on this video because
you want to throw a racist party of your own, keep watching!
Step 1: Come together as a group of rich, white students, and select a group of people
who are moldable and vulnerable, usually freshmen, and make them compete for spots in your oh
so exclusive group! Step 2! Make your selection based on your
idea of a good ol’ boy and girl Step 3: Come together and go through past
greek parties, and see how you can make yours only slightly more original
_Mexican party? I lost my sombrero last Halloween -Asia Prime Party? Last time the people complained
and were soo annoying! -MLk Black party? We’re getting close but
not quite! Oh I know! An incarceration themed party!
It’s not blackface, it’s just some saggy pants and guns, plus we have some black pledges,
so we’re TOTALLY not racist! Step 4: Throw your party ( actually mixer
because good girls don’t party) on campus. Don’t worry, you won’t be inviting the blacks
or other minorities. What do they call themselves? Colored people? Yeah, I guess that’s it. But
don’t worry about “diversity”, because as you mentioned in step 3, you’ve already got
some blacks, so it’s good! Step 5: When people start getting upset, don’t
apologize. Never do that! Instead of actually using the AAAS department or any other resources
available at the university, resort to jokes about the appearance of the protesters, and
make jokes about PTSD triggers. Step 6: At the teach in designed to help you
build context, because you’re too busy to do it yourself, don’t actually hold a discussion.
Instead, yell at the protesters “What is the harm?” While joking about bringing in the
KKK for opposition, throw in a guy wearing a Trump t shirt for good measure, and also
brag about taking down your Confederate flag in 2015.
And, Congratulations! You have successfully thrown your racist slash culturally insensitive
party. And while you’re going to go on and say that
your views are in danger at your university, you’re not going to get in any trouble at
all! Not only are you not going to get in trouble for your racist party, you’re going
to go an anonymous feed app, and talk trash about the protesters, and compare those who
are actually incarcerated to monkeys and orangutans in the jungle.
This video is meant to open up constructive discussion, and let it also be known that
these parties are nothing new, and still need to be addressed in 2016.
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