Key & Peele – McCringleberry’s Excessive Celebration

Key & Peele – McCringleberry’s Excessive Celebration


– AND WE’RE COMING TO THE END
OF THE FIRST QUARTER WITH THE RHINOS IN THE RED ZONE
FOR THE FIRST TIME. – GOTTA SAY, BILL, I LIKE
WATCHING THESE RHINOS. – RANSOM TAKES THE SNAP,
DROPS BACK WITH GOOD PROTECTION, AND THAT’S A COMPLETED PASS
TO A VERY WIDE-OPEN HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY,
THE ROOKIE OUT OF PENN STATE. – NICE GRAB BY MCCRINGLEBERRY.
YOU THINK HE’S HAPPY? – OH, BOY, HE IS LOVING IT
DOWN THERE. – OH, WE GOT SOMETHING
OF A SHOOTING GALLERY GOING ON. – YEAH, LOOK AT THAT.
BOY, THAT IS SOMETHING, AND– OH, WAIT, WE’VE GOT
A FLAG THERE. IS THAT
FOR EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION? OH, SEE, I’M NOT SURE
ABOUT THAT CALL. – I DON’T KNOW, BILL.
THAT WAS THREE PUMPS, AND THE RULEBOOK SAYS
YOU CANNOT HAVE MORE THAN TWO. – OH, MY GOSH,
BUT LOOK AT THE KID. HE’S PLEADING HIS CASE
WITH THE REF. PLEADING HIS CASE. – YEAH, CLEARLY THREE PUMPS. – COACH JOHNSON
DEFINITELY NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS CALL.
– TWO PUMPS! – FIVE MINUTES
INTO THE FOURTH QUARTER, THIRD AND TEN, THE RHINOS AGAIN
THREATENING TO SCORE. CAN THE COUGARS HOLD THEM? – BIG PLAY COMING HERE, BILL. – RANSOM TAKES THE SNAP,
DROPS BACK, HE FLOATS ONE
INTO THE END ZONE, AND MCCRINGLEBERRY
PULLS IT DOWN. – HE’S GOT IT.
– OH, MY GOSH. FOR HIS SECOND TOUCHDOWN
OF THE DAY FOR THIS ROOKIE, HE HAS GOTTA BE FEELING GREAT
ABOUT HIMSELF. – NICELY DONE.
I’LL TELL YOU, MAN, HE’S– – OH, OH, SEE,
NOW THERE’S TWO PUMPS. – YEAH, HE’S REALLY TESTING
THE BOUNDARIES, AND HE’S CLEARLY
GOTTEN THE REF’S ATTENTION HERE. – A THIRD PUMP WILL DRAW A FLAG
NO MATTER WHAT. – [blows whistle]
– SEE–OH, HE JUST DID IT AGAIN. NOW WHAT IS THAT,
THE SECOND TIME? NOW YOU HAVE
TO FLAG HIM ON THIS. – YEAH, HE HAD TO.
YOU KNOW, BILL, IT’S JUST FRUSTRATING
SEEING YOUNG PLAYERS WITHOUT THE ABILITY
TO RESTRAIN THEMSELVES. – NO, IT REALLY IS.
IT’S HARD. – I MEAN, THE REF’S
GONNA GET YOU EVERY TIME. – YEAH.
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. SEE, NOW THE REF AGREES
THAT’S THREE PUMPS RIGHT THERE. AND THE QUARTERBACK RANSOM
UNDER CENTER. LAST FIVE MINUTES OF THE GAME. THE RHINOS
ARE MARCHING HERE AGAIN. – HARD TO STOP THIS TEAM
FROM SCORING, BILL. THEY HAVE SO MANY WEAPONS. – RANSOM TAKES THE SNAP. AND IT’S A SHOVEL PASS
TO MCCRINGLEBERRY, WHO– HE’S AT THE 10.
HE’S AT THE 5. AND TOUCHDOWN, RHINOS.
– OH, MY. GREAT BLOCK BY HARDUNKICHUD,
AND THAT’S GONNA BE TOUGH FOR THE COUGARS
TO COME BACK FROM. – BOY, WHAT A CAREER DAY
FROM HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY, THE ROOKIE OUT OF PENN STATE. OH, HE WAS JUST AMAZINGLY
FIRED UP HERE TODAY, JIM. – YOU GOTTA LOVE
THE WAY THIS GUY PLAYS, AND HE–
both: OHH. – SEE, NOW THERE’S ONE PUMP.
– UH-OH. – I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS KID. – YOU GOT TO PUT YOUR TEAM FIRST
IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS, AND MCKRINGLEBERRY’S
JUST NOT DOING THAT. – NOW THERE’S TWO.
JEFF, NOW IF HE PUMPS A THIRD TIME,
HE WILL DRAW HIS THIRD PENALTY FOR TODAY. EVERYBODY HERE WAITING
WITH BATED BREATH. – HE DID IT.
– OH, DID HE? – YES, HE DID IT.
– OH. THAT’S JUST– – COULDN’T HELP HIMSELF.
– THAT’S JUST AMAZING. I MEAN, COME ON,
IN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL– – IT’S A SHAME.
THAT’S WHAT IT IS. – YES, YES, IT IS.
– YOU CAN ARGUE ALL YOU WANT, BUT THE FLAG, WELL,
IT’S BEEN THROWN. – THAT’S RIGHT.
IF IT’S THREE PUMPS, THE REF’S
NOT GONNA TAKE IT AWAY NOW. – NO, HE’S NOT.
DURATION AND INTENSITY DOESN’T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
– WELL, JEFF, LET’S HAVE A LOOK AT THE REPLAY HERE
TO SEE IF INDEED HE DID DO THE THREE PUMPS.
– ALL RIGHT. NO QUESTION. THERE IS THE FIRST ONE, RIGHT?
– YEAH. AGREED. – AND THEN COMING UP IS THE SECOND ONE.
– OKAY. – YES, VERY CLEAR. IT’S THE THIRD–
– WE’LL SEE IT. IT’S COMING UP RIGHT HERE.
– I’M JUST NOT SURE. OH, YEAH,
YOU’RE RIGHT. THERE’S ABSOLUTELY
THREE PUMPS THERE. – OH.
– UH, APOLOGIES TO ALL THOSE WATCHING
WITH YOUNG CHILDREN. CLEARLY UNINTENTIONAL.

100 Replies to “Key & Peele – McCringleberry’s Excessive Celebration”

  1. You must love Jehovah your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength. You must love your neighbor as yourself. Jesus the anointed is Lord!

  2. As a football player there is so much wrong with this like giving the TE a shovel pass, but LMAO this is so FUNNY.

  3. Who else remembers the first season when that orange rhino is walking and they’re like “that is a man in a orange rhinocceraus costume….shit I’d fuck that rhino” hahaha

  4. excessive celebration is considered a personal foul, when he scored the second touchdown and did it again(resulting in another personal foul), he would have been ejected in a real game.

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