Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe


[rhythmic bass beat,
sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN
THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC?
– IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH
OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC
‘CAUSE I’M GAY. YOU CAN’T HANDLE
A GAY MAN’S MUSIC. – NO, NO, NO. IT’S–I’M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC
IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. – OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN’T FATHOM A MAN
BEING ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN. – I CAN FATHOM IT.
IT’S– CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN
TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC, LIKE BARBRA STREISAND
OR SOMETHING– – OH, I SEE, I SEE.
OKAY. SO LISTENING
TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY. STEREOTYPE MUCH? [keys clacking] SO YOU SEEING
ANYBODY LATELY? – YEAH, I-I MEAN, KIND OF. I THINK– – ‘CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD
LAST NIGHT. OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN!
I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP! LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING
ON TO A APPLE. – AW, DON’T CALL IT
A BABY ARM. – AW. I SEE. SO YOU CAN’T HANDLE HEARING
ABOUT HOW I’M GAY. I’M SORRY. – YOU JUST REFERRED
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND’S PENIS AS A BABY’S ARM
HOLDING AN APPLE. – WELL, THAT’S WHAT
IT LOOKED LIKE. AND IT’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND,
BY THE WAY. AND “ANYWHATS,”
YOU’RE HOMOPHOBIC. – NO, NO, NO.
THAT’S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY? YOU’RE EXPLICITLY TALKING
ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS IN THE WORKPLACE. – FINE. THERE’S PLENTY OF STUFF
THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT. YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP, MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE
BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY– OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES
THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY,
PURPLE PENISES, ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. – OH, MY GOD. – CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE, AND THEN YOU TELL ME
IF IT’S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK? – OKAY, I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN
YOU’RE GOING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL. – DON’T YOU PREJUDGE ME!
HERE IT IS. – AGH! [bleep]! THAT’S A CLOSE-UP
OF AN ANUS. – OH, NO, THAT’S NOTANANUS. THAT’S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL. – THAT’S DISGUSTING.
– OH, I SEE. SO YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE
A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF MY ANUS ‘CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN. – NO. I DON’T WANT TO LOOK
AT A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF ANYONE’S ANUS. – HOMOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBE.
THERE’S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE. HO–
[blows whistle] HOMOPHOBE ALERT! [high-pitched voice]
HOMOPHOBE! [imitating siren wailing] – HEY. – HEY, BABY.
HOW’S IT GOING? – GOOD.
READY TO GO TO LUNCH? – YEAH. UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN. GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL.
THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. – HOW YOU DOING? – I’M–I’M–
I’M DOING VERY WELL. HOW–HOW ARE YOU DOING,
GAVIN–GAVIN? – GREAT. WANT TO GO?
– YEAH. – NICE TO MEET YOU. – NO, TRUST ME.
IT’S NOT. – NO?
– THAT’S THE GUY. – OH. – OH…
I GET IT. I’M NOT PERSECUTED.
I’M JUST A ASSHOLE. AH.

100 Replies to “Key & Peele – Office Homophobe”

  1. I’m the Lesbian version of Peele’s character. Just completely chill with my girlfriend and our dog living life, not being over the top 😂

  2. I watched a video of the opening of the first Chick Fil A in Canada and the resemblance was uncanny. Lgbt wierdos yelling at a sandwich restaurant while normal (gay) people waiting on line to buy a sandwich. The left has vomit on everything.

  3. LOL. This is the world/social media/Twitter/SJW’s today. Everything you say incenses them and is another problem on top of their previous problem they have with you.

  4. Dude so obsessed with his own homosexuality that it keeps him from being decent. He asked a question that, if answered, could have saved him his own foot in his mouth later. He asked if he was seeing anybody JUST so he can describe another man's penis to a preconceived straight man. I worked with a dude just like this. I hope he has watched this.

  5. I can relate to peele’s character way too much!🤣

    I’m called intolerant all the time just because I don’t fit the stereotype for a gay male.

  6. What’s so funny about the comment section is the idea that you can’t be flamboyant and not an asshole at the same time lol

  7. This is the perfect example of how leftists and sjws act. Calling anyone that disagrees with them racist or transphobic etc but they dont end up realizing how stupid they're acting by assuming all that shit

  8. “Ohhhh I get it – I’m not persecuted, I’m just a asshole”
    Licks purple penis-shaped candy

    Improper article makes it better somehow

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  10. Anything like this could be entrapment for a lawsuite. If it happens to you…disengage and ignore. We all know you are not homophobic. Don't worry😂

  11. after seeing this many times i realized that lolipop was sitting on that mousepad the whole time and u can hear it unstick when he grabs it

  12. The worst thing about this sketch is at the end when he gets up and walks away from his PC without locking it. He clearly hasn't done his annual information governance refresher training.

  13. That's how most gay people are nowadays and wants to shovel their agenda on everyone with their gay pride and shit , some gay people are more reserved and I respect that

  14. – I'm homophobic because I don't want a penis in my mouth?
    – exactly, that's exactly what homophobic means.

  15. Is he knitting a nut sweater😂, I'm sure those would work great in cold climates, add a lil pocket😅shut up and take my money💸😂

  16. back in the day, gay people were just 'single', and didn't have to define themselves by telling everyone or openly displaying to everyone how much they enjoy sexual intercourse with the same gender.

  17. This is why I can never decide whether or not to pursue my flight attendant career because of how many of these asshats I’ll be encountering on layovers or overnights. No thanks!!! Thanks but no thanks!! Guess I’ll have to look for another way to get on into the aviation industry without being a flight attendant.

  18. Peele was in violation… he didn’t lock his computer before he walked away. Security breach is real people!!! We need to advocate for full compliance in the workplace.

  19. Peele was in violation… he didn’t lock his computer before he walked away. Security breach is real people!!! We need to advocate for full compliance in the workplace.

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