End of the World Celebration Party – Parks and Recreation

-Welcome to E720’s end-of-the-world celebration. -The entire party’s a V.I.P. area. -There’s also a double-V.I.P. area. -A triple-V.I.P. area. -And the Centurion Club Elite V.I.P. area. -Sponsored by SoBe Life Water. -No one’s allowed in there, not even us. -Mnh-mnh. -We also hired 10 huge, scary bouncers with earpieces. What up, Keith? -Mm. -He actually…

Ellen Asks the Audience Why We Celebrate Cinco de Mayo

Oh, boy. You know, May really is the month for memes. Today is May the fourth be with you. Earlier this week, May first, it was it’s gonna be May. And tomorrow, I’m sure you know, is sinko de mayo. It’s a huge month for puns as well. Anyway, today let’s celebrate Cinco de Mayo,…

Ozzy Man Reviews: Celebrating Too Early #3

It’s time for another celebrating too early video. I’m gonna open on a recent cycling one because it seems like cyclists never learn it’s not over til it’s over. The sheila on the left raises her arm, slows down, smiles and loses. Yep, there’s the fist pump. She’s thinking about all the new sponsorship opportunities…

Jennifer Lopez Is Celebrating Her 50th Birthday on the Road!

You’re turning 50. I just realized that. Why do you keep– I don’t know I’ve mentioned that. –saying that? Well, because it’s amazing. And you should celebrate that. Well, I’m going to celebrate. You should. And how are you celebrating? It’s funny you ask. That was so fast. That was such a dramatic Hollywood– For…

POTATO SONG (I Love Potatoes by Onision)

This is the potato song, man. The most beautiful song, in the entire world. Potatoes they’re so beautiful toooo meee. I love potatoooooeess! I can put ketchup on them, eat them at McDonald’s. I love potaatooeees! They’re normally brown outside! Potatoes are really good I feed them to my children, like I should. Because they…