Key & Peele – McCringleberry’s Excessive Celebration

– AND WE’RE COMING TO THE END OF THE FIRST QUARTER WITH THE RHINOS IN THE RED ZONE FOR THE FIRST TIME. – GOTTA SAY, BILL, I LIKE WATCHING THESE RHINOS. – RANSOM TAKES THE SNAP, DROPS BACK WITH GOOD PROTECTION, AND THAT’S A COMPLETED PASS TO A VERY WIDE-OPEN HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY, THE ROOKIE OUT…

Key & Peele – White-Sounding Black Guys

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. I AM KEEGAN. – I AM JORDAN. – AND THIS IS KEY & PEELE. THANK YOU, YES. THANK YOU. [cheers and applause] JORDAN AND I ARE– WE’RE BIRACIAL. – YES, HALF BLACK, HALF WHITE. – AND BECAUSE OF THAT, WE FIND OURSELVES PARTICULARLY ADEPT AT LYING. BECAUSE ON A DAILY…

Key & Peele – Michael Jackson

– OH, HERE WE GO, WE GOT MORE. HEY! WHAT’S UP, TED AND ANNETTE? COME ON IN. YES.FANGSFOR COMING. [laughs] HAVE A BLOODY GOOD TIME. AWESOME. OH! OH. – [sings like Michael Jackson] ♪ EE-HEE! – THERE HE IS. WHAT’S UP, NOAH? – ♪ SHAM ON! – MICHAEL JACKSON. – ♪ [vocalizing] – OH, HERE…

Key & Peele – Country Music

HEY, ALL I KNOW IS ITS GOOD HAVING ANOTHER BROTHER MOVE INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. – HEY, MAN, IT’S GOOD TO HAVE YOU OVER. AND I THINK THAT YOU WILL DIG THIS. – ALL RIGHT. HEY! – HUH? – NICE GUITAR COLLECTION. – OH, THANKS, MAN. HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING? – YEAH, SURE. – ALL…

Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele

Folks, I have a simple philosophy. The government should work for everyone, not just the elite. And that’s why I helped pass the farm bill, because I care about farmers. But I won’t stop there. I will work for everyone, whether you are young, whether you are old, whether you are Asian or Hispanic, whether…

Key & Peele – Pizza Order

– HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING MARIO’S PIZZA. THIS IS CARLOS SPEAKING. – HELLO. WE WOULD LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH PEPPERONI, PINEAPPLE, AND CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE PEPPERONI WITH PINEAPPLE AND CHEESY CRUST. – WE WOULD ALSO LIKE A LARGE PIE WITH BACON, PINEAPPLE, AND…CHEESY CRUST. – LARGE BACON, PINEAPPLE, WITH CHEESY CRUST. OKAY. IS…

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS…

An Office Prank Goes Way Too Far – Key & Peele

– [laughing] COOLIO, MAN. OH, YEAH, “SOITAINLY.” OH, HEY, I GOTTA GO. YEAH, TERRY OUT. – TERRY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN? – HEY, PRETTY GOOD, GABE. OH, GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT. – NOT TODAY, TERRY. – LOOKS LIKE GABE’S COME OUT TO PLAY. YOU DO HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT, DUDE. – NO, I…

Key & Peele – Sex with Black Guys

– I WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE HUGE WOMAN, AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH THE RED WITCH LADY. – YES. YES. YES. – [laughs] I WOULD TOO. – YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? – [laughing] – STRAIGHT OUT. – NO, BUT I MEAN, LIKE, HAVE YOU? HAVE…