Key & Peele – Michael Jackson

– OH, HERE WE GO, WE GOT MORE. HEY! WHAT’S UP, TED AND ANNETTE? COME ON IN. YES.FANGSFOR COMING. [laughs] HAVE A BLOODY GOOD TIME. AWESOME. OH! OH. – [sings like Michael Jackson] ♪ EE-HEE! – THERE HE IS. WHAT’S UP, NOAH? – ♪ SHAM ON! – MICHAEL JACKSON. – ♪ [vocalizing] – OH, HERE…

Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele

Folks, I have a simple philosophy. The government should work for everyone, not just the elite. And that’s why I helped pass the farm bill, because I care about farmers. But I won’t stop there. I will work for everyone, whether you are young, whether you are old, whether you are Asian or Hispanic, whether…

An Office Prank Goes Way Too Far – Key & Peele

– [laughing] COOLIO, MAN. OH, YEAH, “SOITAINLY.” OH, HEY, I GOTTA GO. YEAH, TERRY OUT. – TERRY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN? – HEY, PRETTY GOOD, GABE. OH, GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT. – NOT TODAY, TERRY. – LOOKS LIKE GABE’S COME OUT TO PLAY. YOU DO HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT, DUDE. – NO, I…

Key & Peele – Sex with Black Guys

– I WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE HUGE WOMAN, AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH THE RED WITCH LADY. – YES. YES. YES. – [laughs] I WOULD TOO. – YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? – [laughing] – STRAIGHT OUT. – NO, BUT I MEAN, LIKE, HAVE YOU? HAVE…

Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele

Folks, I have a simple philosophy. The government should work for everyone, not just the elite. And that’s why I helped pass the farm bill, because I care about farmers. But I won’t stop there. I will work for everyone, whether you are young, whether you are old, whether you are Asian or Hispanic, whether…

Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele

[low music in headphones] ♪ Yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo. Excuse–Excuse me? Oh man, oh man, oh man. I’ll tell you one thing, if 9/11st were to happen up on this here plane, psht, don’t worry. We got this. Oh. Okay, I have no idea what you’re talking about. He said that if…

Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY. – MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH, WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO…

Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele

[bell rings] – ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y’ALL. I’M Y’ALL’S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, MR. GARVEY. I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS IN THE INNER CITY, SO DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME. Y’ALL FEEL ME? – MM-HMM. – OKAY. LET’S TAKE ROLL HERE. JAY QUELLIN. WHERE’S JAY QUELLIN AT? NO JAY QUELLIN HERE? – [clears…