Frat Boy’s like to party | Michael Oldroyd | comedian

raksha student I’ll catch up with you later I hey what’s up you know I think we’ve actually met before but you’re definitely my accounting class I see you I’m Tanner nice to meet you awesome will uh shooter you ready for that fucking tab kids it’s gonna be ridiculous ah I guess I’ll do…

Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele

[bell rings] – ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y’ALL. I’M Y’ALL’S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, MR. GARVEY. I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS IN THE INNER CITY, SO DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME. Y’ALL FEEL ME? – MM-HMM. – OKAY. LET’S TAKE ROLL HERE. JAY QUELLIN. WHERE’S JAY QUELLIN AT? NO JAY QUELLIN HERE? – [clears…

Key & Peele – Obama – The College Years

[laughter, applause] ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY FOCUS UP. LOOK. THIS PARTY TONIGHT COULD BE A MODEL FOR THE WAY THAT THE WORLD SHOULD WORK. AND I JUST WANT TO SAY… I’M TOTALLY STOKED TO THE MAX ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT? YOU GUYS FEELING GOOD? OH, DENNIS, WHAT, ARE YOU SHOOTING VIDEO? – YEAH, MAN. – ALL…

Your Arguments Are Invalid: Gay Marriage

Good Morning, John or rather, complicated morning John, ’cause stuff’s been going down this week. As you know the state of North Carolina, where our parents live, just decided to just outright ban gay marriage like stick it in the constitution Opposing gay marriage is not a viewpoint that I understand. And I know this…

John David’s Bachelor Party | Counting On

Here he comes, guys. It’s a little bit gusty out there. The girls are out dress shopping– Howdy, howdy. –and so I got all the guys together. We’re going to have a little bachelor-type party here. Well, it’s going to be a fun day. Yeah. Y’all ready for this? Let’s do it. Being that aviation…