KJ Apa Gets a Scare from ‘Archie’

it’s so nice to meet you. You sent– Nice to meet you, too. –a very funny– and can– I’m going to share it. Yeah, go for it. You sent a birthday video to me. Is this the illicit version, or the– It’s the version. OK, cool. Yeah. It’s the whole version. All right. If it’s…

Melissa McCarthy’s Mom Accidentally Pet a Wild Skunk

The last time you were here we sent you to the dry cleaners. It’s your dry cleaners, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. It is. [INAUDIBLE] Which remember, I was saying, is this a good idea? Because this is actually where I go. Right. And you thought it was extra funny. Yes. [LAUGHTER] Go down on…

Ellen Isn’t a Fan of Valentine’s Day

Thanks for the love. I give love back to you. Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. I don’t know if you know that. And if you don’t– [APPLAUSE] It sneaks up on you. A lot of people are like, what do mean it’s tomorrow? But don’t worry about– you know, because a lot of people wait till…

Ellen’s Fans Celebrate Pi Day with ‘Pie Face!’

Well, today is March 14. So you know what that means. We’re only 10 months away from my birthday. Yeah, only 10 months. Also, it means it’s Pi Day. Pi is the annual celebration of the mathematical constant pi. It’s observed today because the first three numbers of pi are three, one, and four. Still…

Ellen’s Emotional Reminder to Celebrate Life Every Day

Thank you for being here. I appreciate it today more than ever, more than I did yesterday, and tomorrow I will appreciate it more tomorrow than today because life is short. I have mentioned before that we tape the show in advance, and we taped yesterday’s show last week. Whoof. Today is Monday, and yesterday…