Chaperoning 7th Graders

You know, I’ve realized something. If I keep making videos about my life stories, then soon I’ll run out of life to talk about. Which is why sometimes I’ll agree to do a thing just so I can make a video about it later. Perks of being a YouTuber. So my Mom is friends with…

My Teachers

Jeff, you have the board. Ummm… I’ll take Random James Trivia for $400, Alex. (( u can read right? )) Oh! I know this one. What is a male prostitute? (james XD) Ok, that bit’s done now. Male prostitute was never a career goal. Well, I mean, it’s not COMPLETELY off the table. You never…

Times I Plagiarized

I almost lost a thousand-dollar scholarship because of plagiarism. Let’s talk about that. [Ripoff Good Mythical Morning Intro] Plagiarism. Adverb. The practice of taking someone else’s work or ideas and passing them off as one’s own. [closes book] Just the word plagiarism sounds like a crime. Racism, sexism, and plagiarism. I’m not here to talk…

Academy Anecdotes (School Stories)

Hey there, Fredrick What you doing? Oh, hello brother of mine. Why, I’m just studying for a math test tomorrow. Braxton brother, shouldn’t you also be studying for the test? Well, you see Frederick, due to my high levels of apathy, and the stress of knowing that I’ll never be good at math, I’ve decided…

My Thoughts on Roommates

You know, I never really understood trigger-words until I got… ROOMMATES I hated my roommates Except for you, Isaac. (He watches my videos) You:”Oh, James! You didn’t hate your roommates. You just…mildly disliked them!” YES I DID! When I first moved out of my house and went to college, the day I moved into my…

My Poetry Teacher

Ummmm.. I’ll take school facts for $800, Alex. [Reads text on clue] Oh. Oh, man. What is… poetry? I’m sorry Jeff, but the correct answer is all of them. They’re all useless. In my first video, I didn’t have enough time to say this, but I HATE it when people are “cool” with their teachers….

My Horibal Speling

Teacher: Okay class – spell “Wednesday”. James: Uhhh…I-I don’t know how to spell Wednesday. Teacher-James: Well, James just sound it out. James: Oh, okay. James: So, like this? Teacher: No James, it’s “wed-nes-day”. *Aggressive sniff* James: You said sound it out, and that’s how you sound it out. French Student: *stereotypical French laugh* French Student:…