The Plumber

The Plumber


Oh… it’s so hot. Oh no! My faucet won’t work. What am I going to do? I wonder who that could be? Oh hey, big boy! Did Somebody call for a plumber? Oh, you bet I did. My pipes are all clogged. It’s okay. I brought my industrial-strength snake. Huh! I bet you know how to use that industrial-strength snake. Never had any complaints. Ha ha… That’s what I’d like to hear. So this is where… I’m gonna need you to work it. This is where you need my help? Yeah, this is where the problem is. Well, let’s have a look. Okay, let’s! This might take a little while. Oh! Oh my! Let’s see… Oh, it’s just a loose connection. Oh yeah? Yeah. There we go. All fixed. Oh, it’s all–? Done! Didn’t take as long as I thought. No? Um… are you sure it works? Yeah. look… Watch, see… on… off… on… off. It’s all good. Well, now I need to pay you. I can’t charge you for that. That was like, four seconds. I was just driving by. Hey, next time you call, though. You might want to try calling JNL Plumbing. ‘Cause they’re right around the corner, and they probably won’t even charge you like a visitation fee. Oh…? Have a good afternoon! Hmm… Oh, I wonder who that could be? I’ve been waiting for you. Yeah, I got a sausage pizza here. Extra sausage! Oh, I bet you do! You can never have enough sausage! Well, how would you like me to pay you? Actually, I’m 15 minutes late so… pizza’s free. Oh, really? Uh-huh, company policy. Well, what about, you know, your tip? You know, I don’t feel right taking the tip because I was late… So you can keep it. Well… wouldn’t you want to come inside and enjoy– Nah, I got other pizzas I gonna deliver so… Nice big Sausage– See ya! Later! You wanted to see me professor? As a matter of fact, I did Mindy. Have a seat. Is this about my grades? Well, yes it is. Oooooh. There must be something that we can do. I need to pass this class in order to graduate. I’m happy to say that you are passing this class with flying colors! What the fuck is wrong with people!?! You have the highest grades of, well… Anyone in this class. As a matter of fact, I was thinking about taking that midterm you wrote on Decarte …and seeing if we could get it published! What do you think about that? Un-fucking-believable! Someone should be thinking about grad school! You should! As a matter of fact, I think, if you wan’t… I could write you a letter of recommendation. That’s enough! That’s it! I’m out of here! All that you have to do is… Suck my cock… Mindy? mm-kay.

100 Replies to “The Plumber”

  1. اويلي شتهيت فد نوب وعيري مكوم راح اخضة وجب ..منو مشتهية مثلي وجنسية فول تراسلني فايبر واتس ايمو اريحهة وتريحني اتصال عمري ٢٧سنه مطلق …٠٧٧١٥٥٢٤٤٦٩ من ديالى

  2. जैसे औरत को अपनी छाती खुद मसलने से आनंद नहीं मिलता;
    वैसे ही अपनी तारीफ खुद करना भी व्यथा है!

  3. ان الله و ملائكة يصلون على النبي يا إليها الذين آمنوا صلو على و صلمو تسلم كثيرا

  4. انا شاب قوي جدا من مصر الجديده بلعب.بوكس.الى ارمله او مطلقه او ست كبيره عايزه تنزل شهوتها تيجي عندك مصر الجديده عمال اخليها تنزل شهوتها كام مره في اليوم انا عايش لوحدي رقمها على الواتس ولكن على فون01003099854

  5. مشتهيه شب عربي يشقني شق يلي قدها يحكيني يحط لايك 👍👍👍👍

  6. Bahhhh sex is awesome but it would be nice to take the pussy power away from the women how use it to control men what ahold they have then isn’t they lost there carrot to dangle it would be a lot more of a fair game don’t get me wrong a sexy female body drives me crazy it’s like a fishing lure and I’m the fish just wish the game was a little more even that’s all

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