The Riveras 4 | Capítulo 5 – Jacuzzi y resaca | Universo

The Riveras 4 | Capítulo 5 – Jacuzzi y resaca | Universo


ON “THE RIVERAS”… I WANT TO PLAN YOUR BACHELORETTE PARTY, BUT I KNOW YOUR SISTERS WANT TO DO IT, TOO. I FIGURE THE BEST WAY TO WORK IT OUT WAS TO JUST RENAME IT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY. SO YOU’RE GONNA HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY IN VEGAS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR YOUR BACHELOR PARTY? THAT’S WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU, I WANT TO PUT YOU IN CHARGE. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I’M SERIOUS, BRO. ARE YOU DOWN? I’M DOWN. LET’S DO THIS. I’M WEARING THIS FOR MY BACHELORETTE. [JENICKA] I LIKE IT. BACHELORETTE PARTY VEGAS, HERE WE COME. [JACQIE] YES. OH, SHE’S GOING TO VEGAS? IT KIND OF SLIPPED OUT OF CHIQUIS’S MOUTH THAT SHE’S HAVING A VEGAS BACHELORETTE PARTY, AND I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. [♪♪] [♪♪] [♪♪] [♪♪] [CHIQUIS] WE’RE HERE, AT MY BRIDAL SHOWER, AND WE’RE HAVING AN AMAZING TIME. EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT, THE DESSERT TABLE, THE CAKE. THIS HAS BEEN MORE THAN I COULD EVER ASK FOR. YOUR MISTER IS HERE, THE PRINCE. [CHEERING] [CHEERS] WHAT THE HECK? THE BRIDAL SHOWER IS FOR THE LADIES. LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS. YOU’RE GONNA LOVE ALL MY GIFTS. [LORENZO LAUGHS] THE FACT THAT HE CRASHED THE PARTY DOESN’T BOTHER ME. I WAS VERY HAPPY TO SEE HIM. LET’S CUT THE CAKE AND THEN YOU GUYS TAKE PICTURES TOGETHER. OKAY, LET’S TOOK PICTURES, BABE. ALL RIGHT. [JACQIE] LOOK, THEY’RE PRACTICING, THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN THAT DAY. OH, THE PARTY LOOKED AMAZING. MAN, THE GIRLS, LIKE, WENT ALL OUT FOR REAL. SHOULD WE DO OUR SPEECH AND THEN CAKE? I WANT TO SEE IF YOUR ANSWERS CHANGE WITH HIS. THE “HE SAID, SHE SAID.” SO I WANT HIM TO ANSWER AND SEE. OH, OKAY, LET’S DO IT. I WANT TO SEE SERIOUSLY WHAT HE SAYS. I GOT THIS, I KNOW MY WOMAN. I’M GONNA WIN THIS. READY. [JENICKA] OKAY. SHE SAID “I LOVE YOU” FIRST. POSITIVE, FINAL ANSWER. [JENICKA] “SHE SAID ‘I LOVE YOU’ FIRST.” YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. YAY! MENTIONING MARRIAGE? DEFINITELY HIM. HE SAID THAT YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TO MENTION MARRIAGE. LORENZO. JANNEY, LET’S BE HONEST. WHERE WAS IT? YOU JUST WANTED TO MARRY ME EVER SINCE YOU SAW ME. LORENZO MENDEZ. LORENZO MENDEZ. YOU GOT THE RING IN DECEMBER, WE MET IN AUGUST, BOY. MISS MENDEZ, IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT I, YOU KNOW– I KNEW SHE WANTED TO LOCK THIS THING DOWN, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? SO. SHE INITIATED THE FIRST KISS. YES. UH. CAN YOU REPEAT THAT, PLEASE? I DIDN’T HEAR IT. I DID, I DID. I WENT IN FOR THE KISS, AND HE SAID, “UH, OH, NOT YET.” WHO DOES THAT? I SURE DID, SOY ATREVIDA. I KNEW WHAT I WANTED. OOH! I KNEW WHAT I WANTED. YEAH, I AM THAT GIRL. YOU KNOW, I’M GONNA TELL LORENZO, “COME OVER HERE, BOY.” I’M GONNA HANDLE IT. LORENZO SAID HE IS THE BEST DANCER. HE THINKS HE IS A BETTER DANCER, BUT IN REALITY I’M THE BETTER DANCER. WE CAN HAVE A DANCE-OFF. YES! ALL RIGHT, LET’S HAVE A DANCE-OFF. [MUSIC] [CHEERING] YOU REALLY WANT THIS? [CHEERING] THE SIGNATURE KNEE SPIN IS SOMETHING I GOT PERFECTED DOWN, TRADEMARKED “THE ZO SPIN.” OH! I HAVE A SUPER POWER. WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT JANNEY, UH, THAT —. NO, JUST KIDDING. [MUSIC] [♪♪] THERE GOES LORENZO’S INNER STRIPPER. THAT’S MY DUDE. THAT’S JUST WHAT WE DO. LORENZO DOES HIS STRIPPER MOVES AND I SHAKE MY BOOTY, I START TWERKING, AND THAT’S WHY WE LOVE EACH OTHER. OBVIOUSLY, I WON. JUST KIDDING, YOU’RE THE BETTER DANCER, BABE. I LOVE YOU, OKAY? YOU’RE THE BETTER AT EVERYTHING. YOU’RE MY BETTER HALF. I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR BEING HERE. EVERYONE THINKS YOU’RE A GREAT GUY FOR ME. AND I HAVE TO AGREE. YOU’RE WONDERFUL. I THINK YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM, AND I’M GONNA DO MY BEST TO BE THE BEST WIFE TO YOU. YOU ALREADY ARE. AWW! THIS IS A BIG DEAL BECAUSE I’VE BEEN THE RUNAWAY BRIDE FOR A WHILE. YOU’RE TRAPPED. BUT THIS IS THE CLOSEST I’VE EVER BEEN AND THIS MADE IT VERY REAL FOR ME. AND THANK YOU TO MY SISTERS FOR THIS. EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT. LES QUIERO DAR LAS GRACIAS A CADA UNO DE USTEDES, I MEAN, ES DIFÍCIL DE–DE ACEPTAR QUE DIOS ME HA BENDECIDO CON UNA GRAN MUJER. Y ERES LO MEJOR QUE ME HA PASADO EN MI VIDA Y DEFINITIVAMENTE EL AMOR QUE ME DAS Y LA MANERA QUE ME HAS–QUE ME HAS HECHO CRECER COMO–COMO HOMBRE, COMO SER HUMANO… Y NO ESTOY LLORANDO, PERO… ES QUE HACE MUCHA ALERGIA AQUÍ. THAT’S ONE OF THE REASONS I LOVE LORENZO, HE’S NOT AFRAID TO BE EMOTIONAL, AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT HIM AND HOW HE EXPRESSES HIMSELF ABOUT ME. IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD, IT MAKES ME FEEL WANTED AND VALUED MORE THAN ANYTHING. I CAN’T WAIT TO CALL YOU MY WIFE, I REALLY CAN’T. GOD BLESS YOU AND GOD BLESS EVERYONE HERE. [APPLAUSE] ¡ARRIBA, MI NIETO! [LAUGHS] [♪♪] [CHIQUIS] BABE! [LORENZO] WHAT’S UP? VEN, PLEASE. [LORENZO] OOH, DANG! LOOKING LIKE ALL MIDDLE EASTERN. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT’S UP? WHAT’S GOING ON? I HAVE A QUESTION. YEAH? WHAT’S UP? YOU’RE SCARING ME, WHAT’S GOING ON? NO, WELL, UH… OKAY. LIKE, WHAT’S YOUR IDEA OF, LIKE, A BACHELOR PARTY? LIKE, WHEN YOU THINK “BACHELOR PARTY,” WHAT DO YOU THINK? A PARTY, LIKE, STRIPPERS AND STUFF. OKAY. I KNOW LORENZO KNOWS HOW TO BEHAVE, BUT I JUST DON’T KNOW HOW HE BEHAVES AROUND HIS FRIENDS, SO I THINK IT’S IMPORTANT FOR US TO LAY OUT SOME RULES AND SET THIS STRAIGHT BEFORE LORENZO AND I HAVE ALL THESE PARTIES THAT OUR FRIENDS WANT TO THROW US. I JUST READ SOMEWHERE… UH-HUH. THAT USUALLY THE GUY OF THE BACHELOR PARTY, THEY HAVE SEX FOR THE LAST TIME WITH SOMEONE. LIKE A STRIPPER OR SOMETHING. NO, I WOULDN’T DO THAT, BABY, COME ON. WITH MIKEY THROWING THE PARTY, I THOUGHT YOU’D FEEL SAFE. IT’S YOUR BROTHER. NO, I FEEL SAFE BECAUSE IT’S MY BROTHER, BECAUSE HE WON’T DISRESPECT ME, BECAUSE HE KNOWS BETTER. I WOULDN’T DISRESPECT YOU. RIGHT, I KNOW, WELL, YES. I MEAN, I DON’T KNOW, WHAT IF YOU’RE REALLY SUPER DRUNK AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOUR LIFE? YOU LOSE IT. BABE, HONESTLY… I DON’T KNOW, I DON’T KNOW. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I GET MARRIED. I JUST–WE JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THE BOYS LIKE PLAYING… BECAUSE ANOTHER PART THAT MAKES ME, LIKE, NERVOUS IS BECAUSE, YES, MIKEY IS MY BROTHER AND I KNOW HE WON’T, LIKE, YOU KNOW, LET ANYONE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU, AND THEN, IT SCARES ME, THOUGH, BECAUSE HE’S A HORNDOG. HE CAN —- THEM. NO, HE CAN’T. HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS WITH HIS PENIS. NO. I’M NOT GONNA BE TAKING CARE OF HIM, I’LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH, IT’S MY PARTY. OH, MY GOSH. OKAY, CAN YOU JUST MAKE SURE THAT HE HAS CONDOMS? ALL RIGHT. I’LL GEAR HIM UP WITH THE PENICILLIN SHOT AND EVERYTHING. IT WAS HIS THING FOR A WHILE. MIKEY WOULD GO TO STRIP CLUBS AND HE’D GO BY HIMSELF AND HAVE A BEER AND GET PRIVATE LAP DANCES, SO IT’S A LITTLE CONCERNING BECAUSE HE’S GONNA WANNA SEE SOME BOOBS, FOR SURE, AN —. WELL, I’M NOT GONNA TELL YOU, “OH, NO, YOU CAN’T HAVE A BACHELOR PARTY.” LIKE, I’VE HEARD OF PEOPLE DO CO-ED ONES, TOO, WHERE THEY CELEBRATE TOGETHER, BUT NO, I WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR BUDS, YOU KNOW? AND I WANT TO HAVE FUN WITH MY GIRLS, KIND OF LIKE– WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHOA, WHOA, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WELL, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE GOING TO DO. I MEAN, I’M PRETTY SURE THERE’S GOING TO BE STRIPPERS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHY DO YOU WANT SOME [BEEP] IN YOUR FACE? I DON’T WANT A [BEEP] IN MY FACE, I DON’T EVEN REALLY LIKE STRIPPERS. THE OILY BUTTS AND STUFF. OH, MY GOD. I DON’T KNOW, BABE. I KNOW THE FEMALE ASPECT OF STRIPPERS, BUT LIKE MALE STRIPPERS, WHAT DO THEY DO? DO THEY LIKE WHIP IT OUT OR…? I’M FEELING A LITTLE UNEASY. THAT’S USUALLY WHAT HAPPENS. LIKE, JUST TO BE FUNNY. LIKE, THE STRIPPERS AND THEN, IT’S JUST LIKE, OH, MY GOD, THEY FLIP YOU AND THEY CARRY YOU. AND THEY DO CRAZY THINGS. BUT I’M NOT SAYING I WANT THAT, I’M NOT PLANNING IT. SO IT’S OKAY IF THEY FLIP ME? I DON’T WANNA KNOW. AS LONG AS YOU DON’T —- THEM. THAT’S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK YOU ABOUT. I’M NOT BONING– LORENZO. SI ME DOY CUENTA, SI ME DOY CUENTA. I DON’T WANT STRIPPERS. I HAVE, LIKE, A BAD, LIKE… LET’S NOT GET INTO DETAIL, BUT A BAD … EXPERIENCE? EXPERIENCE WITH STRIPPERS, YOU KNOW? SO I’M COOL. I JUST WANT TO GET MY BUDDIES TOGETHER AND WE JUST WANT TO CHILL. I’M NOT A FAN OF STRIPPERS BECAUSE WHEN I’VE GONE TO, LIKE, STRIP CLUBS, I’M MORE OF LIKE THE SIT-AND-TALK KIND OF DUDE. IF THEY START TALKING TO ME, AND THEN THEY START CRYING, I START GETTING LIKE REALLY DEEP INTO THEIR LIVES AND STUFF. LIKE WHEN THEIR DAD LEFT THEM. I GO TO STRIP CLUBS AND I TRY TO SAVE THEM. [LAUGHS] STRIPPERS DO NOT MAKE ME HORNY AT ALL. THEY DON’T. THEY DO NOTHING FOR ME ANYWHERE IN MY BODY, NOWHERE. I JUST–I PREFER WATCHING GIRLS STRIP THAN MEN, TO BE HONEST. SO DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. WHAT ABOUT LAST TIME, WHEN I WORE THE LITTLE…? THAT’S OUR BUSINESS, BABE. OH, SORRY. THAT LITTLE ELEPHANT TRUNK WAS FOR ME. HEY, HEY. [BOTH LAUGH] OKAY, WE’RE GOOD. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. NOW I FEEL BETTER. OKAY, COOL. OKAY, PINKY SWEAR. ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU, OKAY? THIS IS GOING TO BE FINE. [SINGS] [CHIQUIS] I THINK YOU WANNA BE THE STRIPPER. [LORENZO LAUGHS] YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY BASKETBALL? IT’S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUN. IT IS FUN. AND YOU CAN PLAY THAT [BEEP] DRUNK, YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY HAVE [BEEP]. IT’S LIKE GOLF? YEAH. HEY, THE GOLF THING IS FUN. YES, THAT WAS TIGHT. ME AND LORENZO ARE GETTING TOGETHER TODAY TO SHOOT SOME HOOPS, HAVE SOME GUY TIME AND, UH, I’M SCHOOLING HIM A LITTLE BIT. I BET YOU CAN’T MARRY MY SISTER. OOH, NICE. [LAUGHS] THERE YOU GO, THAT’S IT. LET’S GO TO SOME SHADE. AT THIS POINT I STILL HAVE NO CLUE WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO FOR MY BACHELOR PARTY. SO WHAT YOU GOT PLANNED? [SIGHS] UM, MUD WRESTLING, BRO. [LAUGHS] YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE A 300 POUND CHICK? I THINK YOU GOT IT IN YOU, BRO. MUD WRESTLING. NO, I’VE GOT SOME SICK PLAN. I KNOW. I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE HOW SICK IT IS. WHAT YOU GOT? I CAN’T TELL YOU, BRO. I’VE GOT NOTHING. I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. NO, I’M JUST KIDDING. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HONESTLY, I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN, BRO. YOU CAN’T LOOK UP ON YOUTUBE HOW TO PLAN A BACHELOR PARTY, THERE’S A MILLION OTHER THINGS YOU CAN LOOK UP AND THAT’S NOT ONE OF THEM. I DON’T KNOW, DUDE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I DON’T KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT ALL DONE. REALISTICALLY, I DIDN’T EVEN COME CLOSE TO HAVING AN IDEA, SO. YOU KNOW, JANNEY HAVE FOUR LIKE BACHELORETTE PARTIES. SHE’S GOT HER BRIDAL SHOWER– IT’S AN AWKWARD SITUATION BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT’S GONNA GO ON WITH CHIQUIS, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THERE’S A LOT BREWING ON THAT SIDE AND THERE’S NOTHING GOING ON OVER HERE, AND IT SUCKS, WE’RE THE BOYS, WE SHOULD HAVE SOMETHING CRAZY AND OVER THE TOP, BUT RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GOING TO BE AT THE BAR HAVING A COUPLE OF BEERS. WE HAVE NOTHING, HUH? WELL, WE’VE GOT TO UPSTAGE THEM, BRO. WE’VE JUST GONNA PLAN SOMETHING LIKE–LET’S JUST NOT REALLY PLAN IT, LET’S JUST DO SOMETHING. I’M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I DON’T THINK I’M GONNA GET A PARTY. I REALLY HAVE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. YOU WANNA GO PLAY VIDEOGAME AND MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A SHOT IN THE GAME? THAT’S–LET’S DO THAT. COME ON, MAN, LET’S GO TO THE PARK–“I’M HANGING OUT WITH MY BROTHER-IN-LAW.” I’LL NEVER COME TO THIS PARK AGAIN. [CHIQUIS] COMING UP… WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I’M GOING TO VEGAS FOR THE WEEKEND. THIS WEEKEND? I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT. WHAT TIME IS THE FLIGHT LEAVING? IN TWO HOURS? THREE. OH, IN THREE HOURS, I MEAN. I REALLY HAVE TO LEAVE NOW. STOP!

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