Two and a Half Men – Charlie & Alan as Gay Couple [HD]

Two and a Half Men – Charlie & Alan as Gay Couple [HD]


Would you please not walk so far in front of me? I’m not your concubine. Sorry. What, are you ashamed of me? A little bit. Oh, boy… Charlie, we need to talk. For the last time, you look stunning. No, we need to get our stories straight. What stories? We’re supposed to be a coupe. How long have we been together? How did we meet? Okay, fine. I met you in Thailand and bought you from a guy. I’m serious. If we’re gonna pull this off, we need to be convincing. Do we have a favorite song? Cute names for each other? I mean, I don’t even know if we’re dog people or cat people. Oh, I forgot to tell you – the guy I bought you from in Thailand had your vocal chords removed. Charlie! I’m so glad you could make it! Oh, please, how could I not? And you must be Alan. Welcome. I’m the husband. No he’s not. Stop saying that. Listen to you two ladies. Come on, I’ll get you a drink. Ooh, Appletinis! So, how did you lovebirds meet? Ehm… Eh… Funny you should ask. Eh, we were at the Coffee Bean. You know, the one in Larchmont Village, where the pastries are to die for. Anyway, we both ordered a soy latte. And when the first one came up, we both reached for it… and our hands touched. Oh, that is so romantic! Yeah, it was one of those moments that seem to go on forever. Like this one. Are you starting? No! Because I swear to God, I will walk out that door and get in a cab. I’m sorry. I’m sorry, what? I’m sorry… Pookie. Finish your story, Alan. Well, okay. So there we are, our hands are touching… And… we look into each other’s eyes… And this one panics and spills coffee all over one of his hideous bowling shirts. The only gay man in America who dresses like Ralph Kramden. To the moon, Alan! So I took him back to my condo to “hand wash his shirt”. And abracadabra, hocus-pocus, here we are. That’s a delicious story. Yeah, isn’t it yummy? Yeah. It… kills me… every… time. There’s someone you just have to meet, now don’t go away! Okey-dokey, artichokey! Okay, you’ve gotta pull back a little. You’re going to set off the smoke alarm. What do you mean? I mean, if you flame any more you’re going to light the drapes on fire. Me? What about you?! “Okey-dokey, artichokey”? What are you, the Jolly Gay Giant? I want you both to meet someone very special to me. Charlie… Alan… This is my very patient and very forgiving ex-wife, Pamela. Nice to meet you.
– Nice to meet you. Hi. Wow, you were married? It was before I’d gotten a grip on my sexuality. But not before you got a grip on my cousin Walt. Well, I can see why you gave marriage a shot. Pamela, you are a breathtakingly beautiful woman. Why, thank you, Charlie. Why do all the cute ones have to be married or gay? Back off, sister. I caught this fish.

87 Replies to “Two and a Half Men – Charlie & Alan as Gay Couple [HD]”

  1. One of my favorite episodes…Alan was so funny in this one lol.. and very convincing…"Back off sister… I caught this fish first"…lol lol lol lol lol

  2. Jon is an incredible actor! You know he's incredible when even his character is a great actor… maybe too great of an actor… either way, this made me laugh very hard.

  3. this scene is just perfect, i cannot stop watching it. great writing and boy, superb acting! just as delicious as alan's story ๐Ÿ’™โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›

  4. alan is fantastic and charlie is too when he says to the moon, alan…. but just look at charlie's expression when alan is telling the story…. love it!!!

  5. before alan agreed.

    Alan: If we're gonna be a couple I wanna be the Husband
    Charlie: oh who is gonna believer you're the husband?
    Alan: Of two of Us, I am the Only who's been a husband.
    Charlie: You really thought You were the Husband in your marriage…

  6. It kills me every time…ha ha ha….d acting is xtra-ordinary hilarious
    Back off sister…I caught this fish…ha ha ha

  7. Jon Cryer is fantastic in this scene, really pulls it off as a puff, charlie less convincing, yet in real life i bet he has had a go??

  8. "you want to dial it back a little bit, If you flame anymore you're going to catch the drapes on fire" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ killing me!

  9. Charlie had me rolling when Alan did those hand gestures ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ…..and what the fuck is a Soy Latte?!๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Alan is convincing as a gay man if you dident know the actor was a straight man you would think he was legit gay it's kind of scary how natural he can portray a gay guy ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  11. Though many people are charlie's fans here, for me Jon Cryer (Alan) is so underrated. This guy is phenomenal and easily pulls off as broke, neurotic, sex-deprived, gay, brother hating, loser in attitude, funny, embarrassing, embarrassed and so many emotions. Its easily to act with one's own personality (charlie) but so difficult to act as opposite one (Jon).

  12. To everyone saying Cryer acts gay like he was really gay; I dont think many gay people could act gay so well. This is just great acting gay or not is quite irrelevant.

  13. That was the most amazing gay imitation ever. Not over or underdoing it… It was so convinzzing ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿคฃ

  14. With 2 failed marriages, they should have just made Alan gay… I wonder how Charlie would have treated his gay brother.. lol

  15. Alan did his job in pretending to be Charlieโ€™s gay partner. A little too well. Itโ€™s Charlie who came close to blowing his cover by hitting on Pamela.

  16. Do gay people really talk like that? It always perplexed me that sexual orientation can affect one's inflections in speech.

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